60 Little Tips That Can Change a Girl’s Life

SERENDIPITY AND CREATIVITY

One small step for girls, one giant leap for womankind.

1. Download a banking app.
2. Drink more herbal tea. It will save your life.
3. Making your own coffee/tea instead of buying it will make you a rich woman.
4. Always have at least 6 chap sticks stocked up.
5. Check out thrift stores. You may have to wash things three times before you get the old lady smell out, but it’s well worth it.
6. Never buy cheap jeans.
7. Buy cheap sunglasses instead.
8. Don’t chase boys.
9. Wrinkle spray and a hair dryer erase all need to ever use an iron for all of you lazy ironers like me.
10. Wear slippers when you have to drive in heels.
11. Wear slippers when you’re travelling.
12. Wear slippers at all moments that it’s even slightly acceptable to wear slippers.
13. Spend a little extra money on your make up; it’s so worth it.
14. Get running sneakers that are actually…

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It’s official: taken friends suck. Oreos don’t. Discovery of the day.

Questions

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? my best guy friend
2. Are you outgoing or shy? in between
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my college friends
4. Are you easy to get along with? yes
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? He’d be more drunk than me, so probably not.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys, good amount of muscles, good heart, open and honest
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? No
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 😦
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? not at all
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my best friend
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? It was a picture
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 3AM – Matchbox Twenty, Semi-Charmed Life – Third Eye Blind, Country Girl (Shake It For Me) – Luke Bryan, That’s My Kinda Night – Luke Bryan, The One That Got Away – Jake Owen
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Who doesn’t?!
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Sometimes
15. What good thing happened this summer? I’m going to the beach and Cali!
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES OMG
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? There has to be.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No, haha
19. Do you like bubble baths? Not really
20. Do you like your neighbors? Yeah
21. What are you bad habits? Avoiding responsibility, telling people different variations of a story
22. Where would you like to travel? Rome, Australia, Germany
23. Do you have trust issues? At first
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Dance class or snuggling into bed
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Skin
26. What do you do when you wake up? Eat breakfast
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Darker
28. Who are you most comfortable around? My best friend and my mom
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yes, barf.
30. Do you ever want to get married? Hopefully
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yeah
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Zac Efron and Mila Kunis or Shailene Woodley
33. Spell your name with your chin. saqreashy
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Just dance
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Who hasn’t?
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Tom Welling in Cheaper by the Dozen 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Goodwill
40. What do you want to do after high school? College, teach dance, dance for Disney World, have babies
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? no
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Nothing, maybe that I’m upset but I’m often a quiet person
43. Do you smile at strangers? Nah
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Space!
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The fact that I can’t sleep past 9 am
46. What are you paranoid about? Never finding someone and stink bugs
47. Have you ever been high? No
48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Oh dear. Yes.
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Blue
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Toner stomach and clearer skin and longer hair
53. Favourite makeup brand? Hmm, all my makeup comes from different brands
54. Favourite store? The Gap
55. Favourite blog? I have many
56. Favourite colour? Yellow and Mint Green
57. Favourite food? Ice Cream
58. Last thing you ate? Cereal
59. First thing you ate this morning? Cereal
60. Ever won a competition? For what? Yes, for dance
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? No
62. Been arrested? For what? No
63. Ever been in love? Yes
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Really awkward and slobbery
65. Are you hungry right now? Nope
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Nah
67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitta
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Twitta
69. Are you watching tv right now? Yes
70. Names of your bestfriends? Meggie
71. Craving something? What? Cuddles
72. What colour are your towels? white
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? four to five
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? not too many
75. Favourite animal? Hedgehog
76. What colour is your underwear? pink
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? oh gosh, I like them all.
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? salmon
80. What colour pants? black
81. Favourite tv show? Friends, That 70s Show, Full House, Boy Meets World
82. Favourite movie? Friends With Benefits
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? I’m not even answering this
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Kady
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory
87. First person you talked to today? My friend Rachel
88. Last person you talked to today? My dad
89. Name a person you hate? Meg
90. Name a person you love? Meg
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Many
92. In a fight with someone? No
93. How many sweatpants do you have? Too many
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Probably 25
95. Last movie you watched? That Awkward Moment
96. Favourite actress? Mila Kunis
97. Favourite actor? Zac Efron
98. Do you tan a lot? no
99. Have any pets? no
100. How are you feeling? decent
101. Do you type fast? yes
102. Do you regret anything from your past? some things
103. Can you spell well? yes!
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? YES
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yep
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? oh, yes.
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes
108. What should you be doing? Nothing
109. Is something irritating you right now? Yes
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? YES
111. Do you have trust issues? sometimes
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My dance teacher
113. What was your childhood nickname? Sari
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yeah!
115. Do you play the Wii? Yes
116. Are you listening to music right now? Yes
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Mhm
118. Do you like Chinese food? Yeah
119. Favourite book? Catcher in the Rye
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not really
121. Are you mean? No
122. Is cheating ever okay? no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? for a bit
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? not really
125. Do you believe in true love? yes
126. Are you currently bored? yes
127. What makes you happy? Free food
128. Would you change your name? Probably
129. What your zodiac sign? Aquarius 
130. Do you like subway? Oh for sure.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Thank the lawd.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My best friend
133. Favourite lyrics right now? Not too sure
134. Can you count to one million? I wouldn’t want to
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Can’t think of it
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed
137. How tall are you? 5’9″
138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight
139. Brunette or Blonde? Blonde
140. Summer or Winter? Summer
141. Night or Day? Night
142. Favourite month? October
143. Are you a vegetarian? no
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark
145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee
146. Was today a good day? So far
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote? “It’ll all be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”
149. Do you believe in ghosts? No

askin me stuff

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Definitely.
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? Confused. Single but wishing I was taken by one specific person.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty? Eh, whateva.
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? Nope
5: Are you interested in anyone right now? Yes
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Possible beach trip and starting my workout routine.
7: Do you want to be single? Yes, unless I’m with this one specific person.
8: Did you go out or stay in last night? Stayed in
9: How late did you stay up last night? 2:30 am
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? Oh yes.
11: Last three things you had to drink? Lemonade, Cran Lemonade, water
12: Have you pretended to like someone? Yep.
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? Oh yes, ya got me.
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? A bunch of people, actually.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? No
16: Think back five months ago, were you single? Yep
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? Shopping
18: Hold hands with anyone this week? Yeah
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? Probably
20: What would you name your future daughter? Lennon or Linden
21: Do you miss anyone? YES
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? I think my max was two.
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? Yep
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? Nope
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? Yeah
26: Who did you last see in person? My mom
27: Are you listening to music right now? Nah
28: What is something you currently want right now? A proper goodbye or a timely reunion
29: What is the last thing you said out lot? No idea!
30: How is your heart lately? Settled but weary
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? Never
32: Are you wearing socks? Nope
33: What do people call you? My first name
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? I highly doubt it
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? Of course
36: Who did you last share a bed with? Him
37: Did you do something bad today? Didn’t pick up a hanger I dropped at Goodwill 
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? Yesterday
39: Do you get stressed out easily? Depends
40: Will you sing today? Most likely
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Definitely.
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? My best friend.
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? No
44: What are you listening to right now? The Breakfast Club
45: What is wrong with you right now? I wanna be more than friends
46: What is on your wrists right now? Friendship bracelet
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? Free, at college.
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? Cider!
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? If I notice the time
50: Are you a good artist? No
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? Sometimes.
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? Oh my goodness, not one bit!
53: Ever been on a golf cart? Yes!
54: Do you have trust issues? Oh yes
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? I don’t think I’ve done that.
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? No
57: Do you use chap stick? Yep
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? Mhmm, haha.
59: Do you have a little sister? I do!
60: Have you ever been to New York? Many times.
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? I think so.
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Many.
63: What were you doing at midnight last night? Dying my hair
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Kissing’s great, so not at all.
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes.
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? Yes.
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? Yes.
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? Someone else!!
69: Will next Friday be a good one? I think it will be!

Just You

I despise the fact that I am unable to fall for anyone but you.  Nobody makes me happier. I just want you and only you and nobody else because I feel as though I need you.  My gut is telling me that someday our paths will cross perfectly and we will be with each other.  Maybe for a few weeks, maybe just one day, or maybe for a lifetime. And I feel like the dumbest and most naive piece of shit for even thinking this but I can’t help it.  I want you.  I want your cuddles and your scrawny body and your pimples and your laugh and the way you cover your face when you’re embarrassed. I want all of it – good and bad – for however long you’re willing to let me have it.  Just let me please.

The Irony of My Pathetic Life

“You know, if (insert his current love interest’s name here) had your personality, she and I wouldn’t be having relationship problems.”